ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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whorville:

*sets myself on fire so I can finally be hot*



hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn



horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears



greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day



laugh-addict:

some songs wake up my inner stripper

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(Source: laugh-your-butt-off)



pardonmyexistence:

there are boys prettier than me





hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude


skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

(Source: skate-high)